If I don't write something now, you'll expect something fantastic tomorrow

If I do write something, it will be boring and unamusing.

To recreate my day: visit the websites for the UN, World Bank, USDA, IMF New York Times, and BBC and search for information on biofuels and rising food prices until your brain completely drains of all functioning.

Bluuuh...............................

OK, I admit that's not all I did. I had Mandarin class in the morning, yoga in the afternoon, searched for containers for microwaving apple cobbler in, finished a book, stared blankly in front of me, copied the confusing diagram onto graph paper and made sense of it, and generally wished that I didn't have to spend tomorrow doing much of the same. Minus everything fun.

Maybe I'll wake up with every detail of my notes magically memorized.

Or maybe I'll wake up as a cockroach.

You never know.

Sorry, that' s gross. I'll return to The Traditional Theory of Tort Liability now. I want to find out what happens to Joe Potatoes (he was "driven to distraction" by his wife's escapades and punched Jim Bloggs in the face).